Posted on March 6, 2014 by Tophat
This doesn’t seem too bad. What’s it going to do, blink at me?
La Mulana is not your friend.
Let’s just get that out of the way right now. If you had any illusions that this charming, quirky little 2D platformer actually felt something for you, now’s the time to let them go. La Mulana isn’t friendly. It doesn’t feel remorse. And God knows, it definitely doesn’t pity you. What it does, however, is find new and efficient ways to stab you, electrocute you, kill you, trap you in a hellish murderpit, and drown you. That is, it will do these things when you actually figure out what the hell it is that you’re supposed to be doing, and where you’re supposed to be doing it.
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Posted on March 2, 2014 by Tophat
THE LOST CITY OF FACEPLANT! Okay fine, it’s called Petra or whatever, according to flyicarusfly.com
Once upon a time there was a website. It was a pretty alright, all things considered, frequently updated by three nerdy, slightly hyperactive young men by the names of Enosh, Elrood and Tophat. The point of this website was to review entertaining things, what so the wide world of the internet would never again have to search through miles of shit in order to find those ever elusive gems of brilliance.
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Posted on August 21, 2012 by Enosh
Wow. What’s been going on here lately? The place looks like a ghost town. No new content for over a week is a record I’d hoped we’d never achieve, but here we are. For my part I broke a bone near my elbow in a work related incident about a week and a half ago which has made typing difficult. In fact I was surprised by how many activities require the ability to twist or move my arm in such a way that it affects my elbow. Good news is I will have a short post tomorrow.
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Posted on August 13, 2012 by Tophat
Here’s the deal.
I am not feeling so hot. It’s nothing major, I’m sure. Just a general case of the blahs that is making it difficult to think and makes me take legendary naps. Yet, somehow, I find myself inexorably drawn back to Faceplant. Routine has reared its ugly head. I have to write an article because this is just what Tophat does on Sunday evenings. I feel like Dustin Hoffman in Rain Man, a sick feeling in my gut as I know that it is time to watch Price is Right but there are no TVs around me anywhere. Uh oh. 7 p.m. Time to write Faceplant. Uh oh. 7:01. UH OH.
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Posted on August 8, 2012 by Enosh
Like many forms of technology I have developed a seriously pendulant love-hate relationship with smartphones. On the one hand all I ever wanted was a cellphone that made high quality phone calls. On the other the thought of the entirety of the internet in the palm of my hand is a temptation I cannot resist. So I got a refurbished iPhone a while back. The trouble with owning a smartphone is you will eventually start loading it up with games, which forces me to question whether or not these games can in any way be comparable to those on my Xbox or PC. At first glance the answer seems to be an obvious no, but you have to boil down the concept of gaming to really look at what phone games have to offer. Continue reading
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Posted on August 6, 2012 by Tophat
So, it turns out that my post about the team of cybernetic pets WE3 and their quest for freedom was marginally more popular than I thought it would be. Is… this something that you guys like? Do you want more reviews of honest to god print comics? Do… you want me to do that? If I knew how to post polls on this site, I would do such things. As it stands, uh… blink once for yes and twice for no.
While you do that, I’m going to go ahead and start reviewing Michael Allred’s Madman comics. This is a series my brother got me for Christmas one year, and last month, a good two years after I came into possession of vol. 1 and 2, I finally buckled down and picked up vol. 3 And then, you know, I read them. Madman, if you’re coming into the game late, is a comic series that started in the 1990s featuring a modern-day Frankenstein (oh man you are going to hear THE BEST pun in like a few paragraphs. Just you wait) in his quest to date his swell girlfriend and avoid the group of jerky street beatniks that seem to be all over Snap City. The only problem? INFINITY.
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Posted on August 3, 2012 by elrood64
Have you watched Louie? I’ve seen the first two seasons thanks to the magic of Netflix, but nobody else I know has. I hear it discussed as a critical darling and the numbers say it’s doing well. I must be hanging out with the wrong people, because Louie is one of the more fascinating shows on television. It’s the brainchild of comedian Louis C.K and it I don’t think anything show more perfectly captures the vision of its creator than Louie.
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