DogFighter: Childhood hobbies return

A close friend and distant cousin shared my obsession with World War II airplanes growing up, but he took it  a step further. He bought a joystick and a book on dog fighting moves. I just spent my time reading about the majestic P-38 and the deadly Stuka while he actually flew the things in [...]

PGR2: Backwards compatability should come standard people

I think the time is about right for me to tell you a little story. This is the story of why Enosh bought an Xbox 360. You see, as a kid I was never allowed to own a console. After all, videogames rot your brain and make you afraid of sunshine. I had of course [...]

Red Dead Redemption: City slickers need not apply

Actually, this game is great for city slickers and range riders alike. But still! The co-op missions come out tomorrow, so I thought it high time I weigh in on the game that made rdr cougar an internet meme. I feel that I am more qualified than my counterparts Elrood and Tophat to discuss this [...]

MadWorld is a dud world

A Sega game on a Nintendo system would have been weird back when this game would have been good. Now it’s just a run of the mill violent game with a bad soundtrack that makes the main character do some weird butt dance when he’s not throwing people into machines and spraying their blood all over the screen.

Bioshock 2: You’re not my real dad!

Bioshock 2 is one of those games that you were either apprehensive about or excited to see, depending on how much faith you have in the video game industry. While the game play and setting is what we remember from Bioshock, the story falls short in Rapture’s second installment.

Godfather II: Just another sandbox game

For anyone who has read the book or seen Godfather II, and let’s be honest, if you haven’t you’re not playing this game, you may be in a for a few surprises. Whatever you do, don’t read the book or watch the movie within six months before playing this game. Don’t do it. As a matter of fact, don’t play any game based on a movie shortly before or after seeing said movie. Consuming the same storyline across mediums without providing ample time for digestion between will always lead to despair and indigestion.
The plot compliments the film nicely while allowing you to be the Don you want to be without stomping all over Mario Puzo’s grave.

Speaking of being Don, the chain of command is a little bizarre to say the least. Again, in reference to the movie or book, once Michael Corleone takes over he ships out to Vegas, divides up the Corleone’s New York territory amongst his favorite underlings. Low and behold when you come on the scene the underlings aren’t getting along. So good old Michael tells you he’s putting you in charge of the olive business and tasks you with cleaning up New York. Read: kill everyone. Here’s where things get fishy.

General Mish-Mash: Podcasting with poorly drawn Potatoes

Stuff. You talk about it. Sometimes you wish other people talked about it too. Well, we are other people. Presenting the first Faceplant podcast, General Mish-Mash episode 1! We hit some of the hottest topics in the universe today, such as why hammocks are awesome. Seriously. But we also talk about how 3d games will be invading our lives and making them more….expensive? Speaking of expensive, Tophat freaks out and explains why Modern Warfare 2′s DLC is the devil and we’re all idiots. We also hit on some other big games such as Borderlands and Left 4 Dead 2, but really sink our teeth into what makes Mass Effect 2 great. And terrible. And also, kinda ehhh. With quick hits on game remakes, developers mailing it in, and many reasons why Enosh sucks, you can’t afford not to listen. Enjoy! (The voice we referred to as “Peck” is actually “Tophat”. Don’t ask.)

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Heavy Rain (Fighting Crime with Jerky Controller Motions)

Heavy Rain is a kind of game that you most likely never played before, mostly because games like this really don’t exist. This PS3 exclusive aims to give gamers an experience far removed from your standard fps fare. The systems and game mechanics laid down here are not perfect, but they signal a new type of game, one that has the potential to do some very impressive things. Read on for a full review, spoiler free!
–Elrood